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Resident evil 6 giraffe11/11/2022 ![]() Note: It is rumoured that some evil giraffes can transform into either a camel or a leopard. Now they don't care if you chase them, now they will run at you and try to attack. Please note that this information is a little outdated. This ancient scroll was created by an expert who had devoted his life to studying these creatures. The Scrappy: Derek Clifford Simmons hasn't been well-received by the Resident Evil fandom, citing him as generic, cliched, and one-dimensional. ![]() And now, you see it too Narm: 'You jarheads look alike' says the bald-shaven man to the two armed soldiers with full heads of hair. Heroes must be careful when traveling through forests, as the EG's have hatred toward anything that doesn't look like them. Cruder commentators have noted it looks like a giraffe getting a blowjob. This way, they blend in with the trees and can still eat tree leaves. They now have greener skin tones and measure about 10 feet tall. They migrated to the woods and evolved to change their skin color and height. Every generation of Evil Giraffes became more diabolic than the previous one.Įventually, the Evil Giraffes were banned from the herd and forced to live somewhere else. This selective breeding made new generations of Evil Giraffes. ![]() Once mature, they sought other gone-wrong giraffes to mate with. They spat at tourists, chased elephants, and pooped all over watering holes. Growing up, these animals became worse and worse. Scientists found out that it was all because they landed on their head upon birth. When Resident Evil 6 was announced, all anyone could seem to focus on was the fact that its logo bore a striking resemblance to an upright giraffe being orally pleasured.It sounds like such a. ![]()
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